Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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