Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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