We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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