I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
