and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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