Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Randomize
