Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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