He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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