This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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