I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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