I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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