he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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