The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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