And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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