are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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