dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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