He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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