I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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