Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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