Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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