would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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