I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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