no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There r osticjed everywhere
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
These tits shall not be calmed
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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