So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was so not down for the gang bang
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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