I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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