its not stalking. its research.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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