So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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