You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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