no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It was a blind-side dick pic.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Can't talk, ducks in the car
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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