ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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