We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it