I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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