so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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