we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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