Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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