3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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