Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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