I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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