why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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