If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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