The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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