Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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