You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
