is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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