So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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