I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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