why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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