I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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