Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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