haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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