guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You are a genius and a whore.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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