There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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