I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This is classic penis vs brain.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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