So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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