I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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