We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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