quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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