yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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