I can't watch pbs sober anymore
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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